Ancient Astral Prophecy of Darvidius Mea

The Ancient Astral Prophecy of Darvidius Mea is an ancient prophecy, passed down from generation to generation. It is a legendary prophecy, and it's origin date is unknown, though it is thought to be June 8th, 1493827 B.C.E., at like, 7:00 PM or something.

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"Yo yo yo! This is Darvidius Mea. Im here to tell you bout this prophecy. In like, a gajillion years, there's gonna be this guy, named like, Sir Daniel Michael DeVito. He's gonna be a god, in fact, he already is a god, actually. I saw him last night. Good guy. But he's gonna have a ton of children, and they're gonna terrorize the world. Yeah, dats right."